HAPPY HODLER | T-Shirt (Unisex, Straight Fit)
Material
100% organic cotton (combed)
Weight
200 gsm
Cut & Comfort Features
Straight unisex fit with dropped shoulders
Smooth handfeel from combed cotton with a soft washed finish
Ribbed crew neck with sturdy stitching
Double-stitched hems for added durability
Certifications
GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), certified by Ecocert Greenlife – EGL/165651
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
Traceability
Aware™ tracer technology with blockchain-based supply chain transparency
About this drop
This isn’t just a tee - it’s your bear-market armor. The front’s minimal “HODL” print says you’re in for the long game, while the back beams a Bitcoin-eyed smiley to everyone still stuck in fiat mode. Antique rose fabric + bright orange crypto graphics = retro chill meets decentralized conviction. Perfect for meetups, memes, and reminding yourself that volatility is just a feature.
And with Aware™ blockchain-backed traceability, you can even follow this shirt’s journey from cotton field to closet. Proof-of-style meets proof-of-origin.
- We choose materials and partners with care - because nerdwear should feel good on your skin and on your conscience.
- All our materials are either organic, recycled or both - certified by GOTS or OEKO-TEX®, depending on the product.
- We work with a next-gen customization lab in Hamburg, Germany that prints, finishes and packs your order with attention to detail.
- Everything is made on demand – no overproduction, no deadstock, no waste.
- Questions about delivery?
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The size guide for men, women and kids helps you pick the right fit – and build a wardrobe that’s good for both your body and the planet.
ⓘ Tips:
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Take your measurements directly on your body – no squeezing.
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Between sizes? Go for the bigger one.
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Measure your chest at the fullest point (with bra, if you wear one).
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Waist = narrowest part.
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Hips = widest part.
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Legs = from crotch to floor.
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