HAPPY HODLER | Hoodie (Unisex, Oversized Fit)
Material
85% organic cotton, 15% post-consumer recycled polyester (combed, ringspun, brushed fleece)
Weight
300 gsm
Cut & Comfort Features
Oversized unisex fit with dropped shoulders
Smooth handfeel from combed ringspun cotton with a soft washed finish
Lined hood and minimalist side pockets for a clean look
Hood with reinforced neckline and sturdy stitching
Double-stitched hems for added durability
Certifications
GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), certified by Ecocert Greenlife – EGL/165651
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
Model Info
Model is 165 cm tall and wears size M (oversized fit)
About this drop
Maximalist comfort for minimalist crypto conviction. The Happy Hodler hoodie comes in off-chain neutral with a punch of neon orange: a bold “HODL” up front, and a Bitcoin-smiley that’s one block away from becoming iconic. Worn by believers, neon dreamers, and degen optimists waiting for the next halving like it's a holiday. Cozy enough to wear through the next bear market.
- We choose materials and partners with care - because nerdwear should feel good on your skin and on your conscience.
- All our materials are either organic, recycled or both - certified by GOTS or OEKO-TEX®, depending on the product.
- We work with a next-gen customization lab in Hamburg, Germany that prints, finishes and packs your order with attention to detail.
- Everything is made on demand – no overproduction, no deadstock, no waste.
- Questions about delivery?
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Return & Refund Policy.
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The size guide for men, women and kids helps you pick the right fit – and build a wardrobe that’s good for both your body and the planet.
ⓘ Tips:
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Take your measurements directly on your body – no squeezing.
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Between sizes? Go for the bigger one.
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Measure your chest at the fullest point (with bra, if you wear one).
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Waist = narrowest part.
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Hips = widest part.
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Legs = from crotch to floor.
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