HAPPY HODLER | T-Shirt – Navy Blue/Orange
About this drop
This isn’t just a tee – it’s your bear‑market armor. The front says “HODL”, the back smiles in Bitcoin. Navy blue with bright orange conviction, this shirt keeps your stack secure while the world panics. From crypto meetups to casual flexes, this one’s for future whales and quiet stackers alike.
And with Aware™ blockchain‑backed traceability, you can follow this shirt’s journey from cotton field to closet. Proof‑of‑style meets proof‑of-origin.
Material
100% organic cotton (combed)
Weight
200 gsm
Cut & Comfort Features
Straight fit with dropped shoulders
Smooth handfeel from combed cotton with a soft washed finish
Ribbed crew neck with sturdy stitching
Double-stitched hems for added durability
Certifications
GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), certified by Ecocert Greenlife – EGL/165651
OEKO‑TEX® Standard 100
Traceability
Aware™ tracer technology with blockchain‑based supply chain transparency
- We choose materials and partners with care - because nerdwear should feel good on your skin and on your conscience.
- All our materials are either organic, recycled or both - certified by GOTS or OEKO-TEX®, depending on the product.
- We work with a next-gen customization lab in Hamburg, Germany that prints, finishes and packs your order with attention to detail.
- Everything is made on demand – no overproduction, no deadstock, no waste.
- Questions about delivery?
Shipping Policy here. - Didn't vibe with the fit?
You can return it - just check our
Return & Refund Policy.
Return shipping is on you, fren.
MEN / UNISEX – TOPS
| Size | FR Size | 1. Neck (cm/in) | 2. Chest (cm/in) | 3. Waist (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 40/42 | 33–34.5 / 13–13.5" | 78–84 / 31–33" | 62–68 / 24.5–27" |
| XS | 42/44 | 34.5–36 / 13.5–14" | 84–90 / 33–35" | 68–74 / 27–29" |
| S | 46/48 | 36–37.5 / 14–15" | 90–96 / 35–38" | 74–80 / 29–31.5" |
| M | 48/50 | 37.5–39 / 15–15.5" | 96–102 / 38–40" | 80–86 / 31.5–34" |
| L | 52 | 39–40 / 15–16" | 102–106 / 40–42" | 86–91 / 34–36" |
| XL | 54/56 | 40–41.5 / 16–16.5" | 106–112 / 42–44" | 91–98 / 36–38.5" |
| XXL | 56/58 | 41.5–43 / 16.5–17" | 112–118 / 44–46.5" | 98–106 / 38.5–41.5" |
| 3XL | 60/62 | 43–44.5 / 17–17.5" | 118–124 / 46.5–49" | 106–113 / 41.5–44.5" |
| 4XL | 62/64 | 44.5–46 / 17.5–18" | 124–130 / 49–51" | 113–121 / 44.5–47.5" |
| 5XL | 66/68 | 46–47.5 / 18–18.5" | 130–136 / 51–53.5" | 121–128 / 47.5–50.5" |
| 6XL | 68/70 | 47.5–49 / 18.5–19" | 136–142 / 54–56" | 128–136 / 50.5–53.5" |
MEN / UNISEX – BOTTOMS
| Size | FR Size | 3. Waist (cm/in) | 4. Hips (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 32/34 | 62–68 / 24.5–27" | 83–88 / 33–34.5" |
| XS | 34/36 | 68–74 / 27–29" | 88–92 / 34.5–36" |
| S | 38/40 | 74–80 / 29–31.5" | 92–96 / 36–38" |
| M | 40/42 | 80–86 / 31.5–34" | 96–99 / 38–39" |
| L | 44 | 86–91 / 34–36" | 99–102 / 39–40" |
| XL | 46/48 | 91–98 / 36–38.5" | 102–105 / 40–41.5" |
| XXL | 48/50 | 98–106 / 38.5–41.5" | 105–108 / 41.5–42.5" |
| 3XL | 52/54 | 106–113 / 41.5–44.5" | 108–111 / 42.5–43.5" |
| 4XL | 54/56 | 113–121 / 44.5–47.5" | 111–114 / 43.5–45" |
| 5XL | 58/60 | 121–128 / 47.5–50.5" | 114–117 / 45–46" |
| 6XL | 60/62 | 128–136 / 50.5–53.5" | 117–120 / 46–47" |
WOMEN – TOPS
| Size | FR Size | 1. Neck (cm/in) | 2. Chest (cm/in) | 3. Waist (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32/34 | 29–30.5 / 11.5–12" | 76–82 / 30–32" | 55–62 / 21.5–24.5" |
| S | 34/36 | 30.5–32 / 12–12.5" | 82–88 / 32–34.5" | 62–70 / 24.5–27.5" |
| M | 38 | 32–33 / 12.5–13" | 88–92 / 34.5–36" | 70–75 / 27.5–29.5" |
| L | 40/42 | 33–34 / 13–13.5" | 92–98 / 36–38.5" | 75–82 / 29.5–32.5" |
| XL | 42/44 | 34–35.5 / 13.5–14" | 98–104 / 38.5–41" | 82–90 / 32.5–35.5" |
| XXL | 46/48 | 35.5–37 / 14–14.5" | 104–110 / 41–43.5" | 90–97 / 35.5–38" |
| 3XL | 48/50 | 37–38 / 14.5–15" | 110–116 / 43.5–46" | 97–105 / 38–41.5" |
| 4XL | 52/54 | 38–39.5 / 15–15.5" | 116–122 / 46–48" | 105–112 / 41.5–44" |
WOMEN – BOTTOMS
| Size | FR Size | 3. Waist (cm/in) | 4. Hips (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32/34 | 55–62 / 21.5–24.5" | 84–89 / 33–35" |
| S | 34/36 | 62–70 / 24.5–27.5" | 89–94 / 35–37" |
| M | 38 | 70–75 / 27.5–29.5" | 94–98 / 37–38.5" |
| L | 40/42 | 75–82 / 29.5–32.5" | 98–103 / 38.5–40.5" |
| XL | 42/44 | 82–90 / 32.5–35.5" | 103–108 / 40.5–42.5" |
| XXL | 46/48 | 90–97 / 35.5–38" | 108–114 / 42.5–44.5" |
| 3XL | 48/50 | 97–105 / 38–41.5" | 114–119 / 44.5–46.5" |
| 4XL | 52/54 | 105–112 / 41.5–44" | 119–124 / 46.5–49" |
KIDS
| Size (age) | Height (cm / in) |
|---|---|
| 2–4 yrs | 86–104 / 34–41" |
| 4–6 yrs | 104–116 / 41–45.5" |
| 6–8 yrs | 116–128 / 45.5–50.5" |
| 8–10 yrs | 128–140 / 50.5–55" |
| 10–12 yrs | 140–152 / 55–60" |
| 12–14 yrs | 152–164 / 60–64.5" |
Need more details? Check the full Size Guide for measurement tips and illustrations.